SPL News

Hey,
Hopefully, if everything goes according to plan we will be attending Fully Charged Live on 9-10 June 2018.
It's an event hosted by Robert Llewellyn (from Red Dwarf & Scrapheap Challenge), Jonny Smith who is a motoring Journalist & creator of the worlds quickest street legal EV & his Wiki bio says that he likes watches and dark chocolate & Helen Czerski who is a Physicist, Oceanographer AND Broadcaster.
It will feature EVERY available UK Electric Vehicle
tones of renewable energy stuff
food AND beer
and loads more



Hopefully see you there
edgar & Bryce x

A Really Lamy Quiz;

We have PRICELESS SPL care packages containing teriffic goodies for a lucky winner

¿How will you test if our universe is a simulation? please include any relevant schematics, diagrams or dioramas

You can submit your answers to edgar AT sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

A Really Lamy Quiz;

We have PRICELESS (worthless) SIGNED B&W 8x10s of myself and Bryce to give away to LOTS of lucky people

1. ¿What will happen when they turn on the Wendelstein 7-X 'Stellarator'?

2. ¿Who would you black or white up & why?

3. Draw, sculpt, collage, make a Tim Allen, Neil Buchanan hybrid

You can submit your answers to edgar AT sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

A Really Lamy Quiz;

We have all the amazing Vinyl from Flying Vinyl that we played on this show to give away to a lucky DOOD

1. SPLARPY. Tell me in one breath ¿Which is best, the Budwieser "WHAZUHHH" or the Tim Allen "¿AHUWRUHH?" & why?

2. ¿How would you smuggle Julian Assange out of the Ecuadorian embassy to safety?

3. Insert your chosen image into Google Deep Dream and send us the results

You can submit your answers to edgar AT sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

A Really Lamy Quiz;

We have stacks of Pistonhead merch, stickers, patches and MORTAL KOOZIES

1. ¿What are you going to film with LILY(¿Maybe in slow motion?)

2. ¿What's with these doors?

¿What are they for?

(They are from the Phantom Menace)

3. Draw, sculpt or collage your perfect genetically modified "Paradigm" baby creature

You can submit your answers to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

A Really Lamy Quiz;

We have copies of Making Marks new album - a thousand half truths & maybe some other bits

1. ¿How big is $165 BILLION in £10 notes?

2. ¿Where do the ions go when a battery runs out?

3. Draw, photograph or make the most complex thing that you could make using no man made tools or materials, only what nature provides.

You can submit your answers to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

A Really Lamy Quiz;


A Really Lamy Quiz;

We have copies of Ten Thousand Tigers new album - Dancing Songs & maybe some other stuff too

1. ¿What would you Haptic Hologram?

2. Write some lyrics or make a song using NASA's soundcloud and Wheelchair sportscamp (about swearing in space)

3. Draw or photograph how you would make a gun out of breakfast

You can submit your answers to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

A Really Lamy Quiz;


We have copies of TRI, and a random evolve code too and maybe we might throw in a few SPL-Ts

1. ¿Who's body would you put your head onto & why?

2. ¿What would you Vantablack?

3. Draw or photograph a set of perfect eyebrows

Also feel free to record an amazing celebrity saying "Salle Pierre Lamy"

Submit your answers with a link to your picture at edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on FACEBOOK

A Really Lamy Quiz;


We have copies of DEIOS and maybe we might throw in a few SPL-Ts

1. ¿What would YOU Depthy? (More points if you actually do it)

2. ¿Design a character/location/item for our game "BRYCES NIGHTMARE"?

3. Draw your 4 piece DEIOS gun made from 4 objects

Also feel free to record an amazing celebrity saying "Salle Pierre Lamy"

Submit your answers with a link to your picture at edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on FACEBOOK

A Really Lamy Quiz;

We have a few Don Hertzfeldt "IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY" DVDs and Vile Electrodes albums and maybe some other stuff too

1. ¿What would YOU track with the Stationary Observation System for High-speed Flying Objects?

2. ¿How are YOU going to get the URTHECAST camera to see you?

3. Draw Sivaji (If you draw him on your belly you get a million extra points)

Cool


You can submit your answers here with a link to your picture or to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

Hey Guys,

New Really Lamy Quiz, my zombie adventure in DayZ RP, SPL mugs and Calendars



SPL Mugs £5 INCLUDING UK postage,

Don't forget to send me your address and any customisation info for your mug

you can get it personalised too, maybe with a message at the bottom of the inside to supprise you when you finish your tea

AND as we have a new show too


A Really Lamy Quiz;

We have copies of Shelter and Extrasolar and maybe some of the Game SPLARPY artwork to give away

1. ¿How would YOU protect a fragile expensive space camera from radiation?

2. ¿Which cartoon character would you like to see a live action movie of and why?

3. Draw, or create your own outer space rover?

You can submit your answers here with a link to your picture or to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

My DayZ RP adventure as a reporter for the Colwyn Bay Gazette



Mug pix coming soon and bryce will get the calendar done too but in the meantime here is a teaser

Hey Guys, we're back

Sorry about the giant delay but we have a new show for you and some game SPLARPYS on youtube for you too

AND as we have a new show, that means we have a new Really Lamy Quiz & prizes and stuff


A Really Lamy Quiz;

We have copies of Papers Please, Globbert, Blingsanity and Wheelchair Sports Camp stickers and badges and maybe some of the Game SPLARPY artwork to give away

1. ¿What is the collective noun for people who listen to the Salle Pierre Lamy podcast?

2. ¿What is Venture X?

3. PHOTOGRAPH, DRAW or SCULPT you making Tom Hignites smile. Grit teeth, cheeks back, chin in neck.

You can submit your answers here with a link to your picture or to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

Once again it is time for me to do some work & begin to harvest answers for the latest Really Lamy Quiz.

We have a Bunch of copies of the brilliant Retail sim/adventure game "Cart Life" to give away.

http://www.richardhofmeier.com/cartlife/

If we get lots of good answers we might give away one of our sweet Glow in the dark Salle Pierre Lamy Ts too


(If the questions seem a bit confusing have a listen to the show & everything will be perfectly clear)

http://sallepierrelamy.com/podcasts/SPL019/SPL019.html

RIGHT

here are the questions


1. ¿What does the D stand for in D-Wave?


2. ¿How would YOU quantum couple 2 particles?


3. DRAW or SCULPT the 2 things that you would splice together using DNA. You can use Odosketch or photoshop some pictures or whatever you fancy OR you can use sculptris to 3D model it (if you do this you will be almost guaranteed a prize)


Odosketch


Sculptris

You can submit your answers with a link to your picture to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

or on this form


Good luck,


edgar x

Hey guys

We are now gearing up for the next show so we need your answers for the Really Lamy Quiz.

You can win;

a copy of the album - Outside It's Cold Just Like The Inside Of Your Body And by Ace Bushy Striptease

or

a copy of "Super Amazing Wagon Adventure" and everyone can go and grab a copy of the (pay whay you want) soundtrack here http://sparsevector.bandcamp.com/

or

The Monkeys In Love Will Pet & Cuddle you (PROMO ALBUM) and a Gin In A Can badge

OR

one of our brand new Salle Pierre Lamy T shirts

Right, here are the questions

1. ¿What is the secret formula for the super heat resistant stuff - Starlite?

2. ¿Which Deady should we contact with our Salle Pierre Lamy "Ghostie Board"?

3. DRAW Cheese but you need to illustrate whether cheese is a good thing or a bad thing, you can use Odosketch or photoshop some pictures or whatever you fancy.

You can submit your answers here with a link to your picture or to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

Good luck ¡DOODS!

¡We have a new show for you rated as our least unprofesional yet!

Click on the podcast section and listen to episode 018 right away

The new Really Lamy Quiz is there too, you can answer at your leisure but we will totally bug you about it when you are running out of time

edgar x

A Really Lamy Quiz SPL017

We have many MANY prizes this time such as...

Drawdio which I built with my own fair hands, perfect for a musician/artist crossover type

&

3 copies of "Potatoman Seeks the Troof"

This is the Potatoman trailer, you totally MUST watch this.

& finaly

2 copies of the full version of "Las Palmas"

Here is THE REALLY LAMY QUIZ, as always no correct answers please

1. ¿What the heck was the Russian song that we played?

2. Write a verse of a song about Crystal Head Vodka and we will weave them all into a song.

3. DRAW a Dogtree, you can use Odosketch or photoshop some pictures or whatever you fancy

You can submit your answers here with a link to your picture or to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

Hey guys, we have a bunch of new content for you and I have been cleaning up the website too so that it is a bit less stupid

Have a look around, I have moved everything and swept up

There is a new podcast EP017 and there is a new E-SPLAC video and there will be ANOTHER really soon, I just need to upload it.

edgar x

(14/02/2013)

3 things

Hey guys, first up is the Really Lamy Quiz

1. ¿Define postulation? (correct answers will NOT be accepted)

2. ¿Do a Backronymn for the Salle pierre Lamy alternate commentary?

3. DRAW Bears Vs Unicorns, which is best, we need a clear winner. You can draw using anything you like, there is a thing here if you want to use it.

Odosketch

You can submit your answers here with a link to your picture or to edgar@sallepierrelmay.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

2nd thing,

New podcast, SPL016 in the podcast section

3rd thing

¡Experimental Salle Pierre Lamy Alternate Commentary!


edgar x

A Really Lamy Quiz

The prizes this time are an amazing MP3 player and we have a bunch of copies of the Zombies game and soundtrack which we reviewed in the show

1. ¿What is the spinny bit called in a revolver? (I am pretty sure it is the chamber so give me a better answer than that)

2. ¿Vertical re-entry? ¿Would it work, why, how?

3. Draw edgar and Bryce as Zombies, you can use any media you like, there is a thing here

Odosketch

You can submit your answers here with a link to your picture or to edgar@sallepierrelmay.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on

http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

Hey Guys,

The Michael Z Land quiz in now closed, the winners will be on Twitter @sallepierrelamy really soon

¡We have a new Really Lamy Quiz to do though in the podcasts section SPLEP015 and the drawings from #Mousebiro too!

edgar x

¡Win ARMA X to play Day Z & Syndicate!

QUESTION

¿What does the Z stand for in Michael Z Land? (the guy who wrote the Monkey island theme)

In lieu of a correct answer we will get Michael Z Land to choose the funniest answers

Or Answers to edgar@sallepierrelmay.com or Twitter @sallepierrelamy or a message on http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

edgar x

¡SPL Vs OLL!

Hey Guys

¡One of the most of the EXITING things we have EVER done!

Last Monday(17 Sept 2012) we went to London to be one One Life Left with our new buddies

You can find a link to the show in the podcast section

There is a special Really Lamy Quiz question on the show and the prizes are...

A copy of ARMA X so you can play Day Z

and

THREE copies of the 1993 Bullfrog game Syndicate

The question is

¿What does the Z stand for in Michael Z Land? (the guy who wrote the Monkey island theme)

In lieu of a correct answer we will get Michael Z Land to choose the funniest answers

Answers to edgar@sallepierrelmay.com

edgar x

¡BEACONS & INDIETRACKS SPECIALS!

Hey Guys

We have 2 new GIANT movies for you, they are both on our youtube channel and they are both ¡GREAT!

¡The Salle Pierre Lamy Beacons special 2012!

¡The Salle Pierre Lamy Indietracks special 2012!

edgar x

¡TONNES OF NEW STUFF!

Hey Guys

Firstly we have a new music special podcast with Mowbird, those guys are pretty great. You can find that in the podcast section, it is No 013.

Uploading to youtube RIGHT NOW is the new ¡The Salle Pierre Lamy Beacons special 2012! you can find that by going to our Youtube channel.

Perhaps most exicting of all, we are going to be on One Life Left next week, the UK's fave video game radio show. We have got a bunch of great content, jokes, music and a great prize too.

edgar x

¡Bryce has kindly provided you with a photograph as reference for #mousebiro!

Draw your own and send it in (see Really Lamy Quiz below)

edgar x

¡A NEW PODCAST IS UP!

The new show has just gone up, it is a music special show with the lovely Ellie Larke, you can find it above in the Podcasts button

Your'e welcome guys

edgar x

A Really Lamy Quiz

1. ¿What trope would you like to see begin on TV/movies?

such as; Good cop bad cock- Weather 2.0 - Trojan sturgeon or nipples the cat

2. ¿What should the next Boston Dynamics robot be like? ¿Maybe an animal/not an animal?

3. Draw a mouse inside a biro pen tube

you can email ansvers to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com

¡Sorry!

There is this podcast called My Brother, My Brother and Me which I listen too and they were talking about sexy Garfield fan fiction and I felt compelled to draw it.

¡Sorry again guys!

¡Hey!,

SPL009 is up, it is a music special with the delightful Golden Fable. We still need your Quiz answers for SPL 008, the questions are just down there.

We also have some delightful fan artwork too from Ruby Bradshaw

¡Sally Pier Lammy!

¡Hey Guys,

Sorry for the delay but we have banked a bunch of shows for you

The Salle Pierre Lamy podcast episode 008 is up right now and special music episodes 009 and 010 are on their way really soon, we should also have a new film up soon and maybe a vid to go with the Birthday song

¡Hey, why not get in early and do the Really Lamy Quiz!

A Really Lamy Quiz

1. ¿What trope would you like to see begin on TV/movies?

such as; Good cop bad cock- Weather 2.0 - Trojan sturgeon or nipples the cat

2. ¿What should the next Boston Dynamics robot be like? ¿Maybe an animal/not an animal?

3. Draw a mouse inside a biro pen tube

you can email ansvers to edgar@sallepierrelamy.com

¡Hey Everyone!

2 Quizzes for you here, Salle Pierre Lamy 006 and the Adam Buxton Interview Quiz.

006 Quiz

1. Complete this sentence ¿ ... was the first ... to do ... in less than ... ?

2. ¿What is this?

3. Some Broken English.

Buxton Quiz

1. ¿True or false? ¿George Martin, producer of The Beatles, recorded the theme to the popular radio 4 nightmare The Archers?

2. Recommend practical recycling tips for Adam Buxton.

3. Draw your answer for Number 2.

006 Quiz prize is a GIANT SPL subtle calendar

Buxton Quiz prize is signed SweetCorn

Answers to salle_pierre_lamy@hotmail.com or on http://www.facebook.com/sallepierrelamy

edgar x

¡ADAM BUXTON ADAM BUXTON ADAM BUXTON!

Hey guys, I met Adam Buxton and recorded a special Salle Pierre Lamy podcast 006.5 Adam Buxton Special

It's pretty special

edgar x

¡HEY!

¡Salle Pierre Lamy podcast with outstanding celebrity endorsement!

Number 6 is TOTALLY ready for you,

we also have Salle Pierre Lamy subtle calendars for you, anyone who did the Really Lamy Quiz gets one, anyone else who wants one has to ask us nicely.

edgar x

¡WELCOME!

¡Here Is the Really Lamy Quiz!

We have some tremendous prizes this time, beginning with a virtually guaranteed Salle Pierre Lamy subltle calendar for every entry (unless you live a REALLY long way away or your answers are total cack) and a star prize of this little ¡General Veers Hitler!

‎1. ¿If you made your own booze what would it be and what would you put it in?

2. ¿Best way to wind up a 149 internet scammer (CHEAP MEDZ YOU INHERITED $5MILLION FREE IPHONE) etc?
Extra points for any responses from them

3. ¿A name for our jokes section?

4. ¿Drawing of your booze from question 1?

edgar x

Email your answers to us at salle_pierre_lamy@hotmail.com

edgar x

¡Here it is guys!

the Salle Pierre Lamy podcast NO 5 Is TOTALLY ready and I did a picture for it too

For it to make ANY SENSE you need to listen to the podcast and see the minutes in the podcasts section

Also,

We have had a couple of buddies linking to us so I am going to link right back at them

Here goes,

Dead Pheasant is a bunch of dudes who do make images and videos and stuff so if you need something doing check them out, hell, check them out anyway.

Helen Makes Custom monsters of yourself. ¿Adam Buxton has one why don't you have one yet?

¿I guess I should put the links somwhere better?

soon

edgar x

Well well well

Thanks for NOTHING google, you just blocked ALL .co.cc sites so I have spent all day moving house to sallepierrelamy.com

Now I need to start plastering http://sallepierrelamy.com everywhere to get back to number 1

You might want to update your RSS feeds to get the podcast with this new one Itunes SHOULD be ok but keep a WEATHER EYE out and see if you miss the next podcast. I will try to keep you posted

PHEW,

edgar x

Welcome back

Just put the Salle Pierre Lamy podcast number four up so you can go and listen to it whenever you are ready

we seem to have disappeared from the top spot on google, in fact we seem to have disappeared from google altogether which is a little worrying ¿No idea why either? I will get on it asap but if you can put http://sallepierrelamy.com/ anywhere on facebook or flickr or anything i guess that will probably help

There is a new mini podcast on the way featuring Chris Barrie, Norman Lovett, Greedo and Max Reebo going up soon (ish) too and maybe a couple of very special films of mysterious footage.

See you soon,

edgar x

HEY!

I finally got round to finishing the ¿What's on your ipod? films from about FOUR YEARS AGO! Unfortunately there are too many copyright infringements for it to stay on youtube, so, I put it on Tudou, the Chinese youtube. It turns out they aren't too fussed about copyright. ¿Who knew?

2 more films are up too from the EmptySPACE thing in Wrexham where we joined forces with Emily the sound guy. We did portraits and she did a cafe. Handsome profits went to Amnesty

Vids in the vids section

edgar x

The podcast is TOTALLY on itunes now if that is how you prefer to do things

Loads of new stuff coming up, we should have 2 "new" movies followed by 2 new movies and the T shirts are now available too , just contact us and we can post them out. only FIVE POUNDS plus posting

edgar x

HEY! We ARE back at number one in google now, thanks if you posted our link and bumms to you if you didn't but someone must have?

I am trying to set up an RSS feed but I don't really know what i'm doing. I will put one here and see if it works?

I suppose I will try to stick the podcast up itunes too

edgar x

HEY! We were totally at number one in GOOGLE for Salle Pierre Lamy but we have been pushed off! stick www.sallepierrelamy.com everywhere you can bear to put it and we can claw our way back to ONE!

NEW PODCAST IS OUT! Go to the podcast page where you can download or stream, YOUR CHOICE!

New Movies too, "J'ai besoin beacoup des lunettes" You lucky guys!

edgar x

HEY! There are a load on new comics in the 'comics' section and new videos too. can you guess where? I bet you can!

There will be a new podcast soon too, I promise.

edgar x

Our new comic is ready, If you want one you can go to the art shop in Glyndwr or you can contact us with your info, send us a pound and we will get one to you.

Just finished a font too, free download from the shop, edgar x.

HEY! Just put the first few pictures up, More stuff coming soon. I promise. edgar x

Just set up the twitter @sallepierrelamy, got a button.

Where should I put it though?

Hey! The first podcast (SPLEP001 15/01/11) is now up and running, you may download and keep it or stream it from here. Minutes are up too. No RSS yet, Maybe later? if anyone is bothered?

WELCOME! I am still testing the website so expect things to go on and off for a while,

I have been using CHROME to test (firefox puts unsightly blue boxes round buttons) I will update here as I get things working. edgar x